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Insomniac, Gamer, 3 sisters-Sexy Jen, Beth the Priss, Amanda the little one, 3 brothers-Drew the dick, Jealous Justin, Peter the prick, lycan, demon soul, Go ahead pity me...

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Pittsburgh junior high

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Sorry I havn't made a post in a while but...

Posted by lycanid - September 20th, 2010


my fricking computer has been on the fritz. I think I got drunk or something last night because I don't remember shit and I woke up to a dead squirrel by my head and my girlfriend passed out with a satisfied smile on her face. The reason I woke up at eight in the morning was Amanda screams woke me up, went to see what was wrong and it looked like some deranged animal had gotten in there and what ever it was it tore the shit out of the room and it pleased me to see my little sister so freaked, then my older sister Jennifer walked out of her bedroom with I think whipped cream or cum or something on her face and came up to me and said "had the best night ever my little lycanid" and zipped down my pants and patted my d**k and walked on by, Justin came up behind me and slammed me down to the ground and yelled loud enough to be heard in Calcutta "Listen here you little squirt I can still shove you in your closet and lock you in there forever, so quit ramming my girlfriend with your tail you sumnab- um where's your tail?" and then there was a sudden pounding on the door and he threw me down the hall so i would answer the door. I opened it a crack I smelled something and swung it open as fast as I could and fixed Vincent(Vampy) with an icy stare as he calmly told me that he heard sounds of hardcore sex and wolf sounds and came over to investigate so I let him in and then Jennifer walked out into the living room Vampy turned his charm on and I just stared laughing my ass off as she walked right by him and came over to me. He turned around and asked what she was doing and she said "thanks for the great night last night my little lycanid" and she kissed me on the cheek and I swear you shoulda seen his face turn from curious to pissed to shocked all at once, he shot out the window and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to piss my pants, and then I swear to god i thought I saw Ino and Naruto, I blinked my eyes and instead of Ino and Naruto there was Minn and Derek. I swear at that moment I thought 'what's next, people from my dreams?', now my sisters face is about an inch from mine and I swear these words have never been said at a stranger time "Let's f**k", by now I'm not even trying to figure out what happened last night.


Comments

what

Dude...

lol. lmfao. no way. this is pure fucking comedy gold.

It's true me and my sister just got done

you're a sexually repressed furry ugly virgin. fucking hilarious.

no man this actually happened today, in fact I'm freaking exhausted right now

i can't stop laughing

so?

Oh you.

dude F**k off