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Insomniac, Gamer, 3 sisters-Sexy Jen, Beth the Priss, Amanda the little one, 3 brothers-Drew the dick, Jealous Justin, Peter the prick, lycan, demon soul, Go ahead pity me...

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Pittsburgh junior high

Blitzkreg Manor, Darkovia

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LOL! HAHAHAH, OH GOD! OH GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS JUST FUNNIER THAN HELL!

Posted by lycanid - September 21st, 2010


This is gonna sound really freaking dumb but, I don't care, this is funny shit. My older sister Bethanny woke up two hours later than me today and when she woke up she woke up screaming. Now I don't know if this was because of the plastic model bloody horse head I super glued to the cieling above her head or the bloody cat head on her desk chair. I swear my family is hell sometimes but mostly there funnier than hell. Now you may be thinking what a douche bag but wait till you here my side of the story before you point fingers. My girlfriend came over and I found out about this 15 minuites after me and my sister got done fucking. Beth opened the door and said "I'm sorry but Bobby can't go out with you right now he's in bed with Jennifer and the door's locked so you can guess what their doing up there, have a nice day" and slammed the door in her face. My girl friend broke up with me today. But I got my sister back I super glued a fake bloody horse head above her head, had the dog screw her while I made sure the toilet water from our house would back up into her morning bath water, and I think I killed her cat and left its remains all over her room, all I know about that was it was either me or the dog but even the dog cant lay them out where she would step. So while her screams and shrieks continued my older brother Mark came down and asked the dumbest question any one can ask someone grinning their ass off like an idiot, "Did you do this?", now by this point I'm beginning to laugh my ass off when Jen walks around the corner and gives me a look that somehow made me look down at her panties and by now Mark is joining in the humor and now Dick the Drew, sorry I mean Drew the Dick is rounding the corner and gives my this look that tells me Jelous Justin is coming and I better dissapper and quick so I hid in the dumbest place ever, behind the fridge and sure enough he rounded the corner just as I was sliding it back into position. Amanda was tagging along and he slid the fridge out and set me down in front of Amanda and she asked me this, "Can you sing me your version of little red riding hood?" , and so I sang her Return of the werewolf by Timeless Miracle(If you haven't heard it click here), which sent her into awe at the vivid discription and gory details along with the moon spell twords the end.


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oh you

you're still a creeper

um i dont give a damn